Late Thursday Crap

* Turbo the turtle is still missing. 4 year old has yet to ask where he is.

* The storms scared the shit out of me last night. I turned on the TV to watch the radar and about 3 seconds later the satelite went out. I laid there hope I didn't hear the sound of a "train" coming towards my house.

* My dogs looked like drowned rats this morning.

* Today has been a really busy day at work.

* We watched Notorious Tuesday night. It was good, but I have a feeling if older folks watched it they would be SO lost. I remember the East/West Coast rival. Ya know, Tupac/Biggie beef.

* Shit! I just sneezed . . . Should I go to the doctor???

* If you are a doctor right now I bet you hate your job.

* Someone told me Walmart was sold out of GermX and baby wipes.

* I think it might be frozen pizza night.

* My rose bushes took a beating last night. There are petals everywhere.

* I am SO glad tomorrow is Friday.

* I have not watched Oprah from yesterday yet. I hope the Bunny Ranch interview was good.

* We always watch Cathouse and Real Sex on Thursday nights on HBO.

* Sometimes they blur out the wee-wees, sometimes they don't!

- until tomorrow-

HUMP DAY!!

* Swine flu = Mass panic. I'm gonna try and not talk to much shit about people freaking out because my luck, (knock on wood) will be the first to contract the disease in Wise County and die from it.

* I searched for the baby turtle last night to get a pic. I couldn't find him. I am hoping he is buried in the potting soil hiding or we are gonna have one pissed off 4 year old on our hands.

* Set your DVR's everyone. Oprah is going to the Bunny Ranch today.

* I don't enjoy watching basketball, but apparently that is not an option in my house when the MAVS are in the playoffs so I deal with it. With that said, I found myself jumping on the MAV band wagon pretty quick last night. I was laying in bed watching the game rooting for them like I gave two shits!! It was crazy! Maybe I am coming down with the pig flu! Just kidding, I m hoping they go all the way this year.

* I think Eva Longoria is gorgeous, but Tony Parker, just doesn't do it for me. I bet he cried on her shoulder all night long.

* I am all for Equal Rights, I mean even the Ants are acceptable to it.

* I love Silicone Alley's craiglist edition. I am always afraid I'm gonna see someone I know on there.

* Dumpster Diving - some people cease to amaze me.

Tuesday Crap

* Everything went as planned for the birthday party. The jello shots didn't last long at all.
* We cooked a 14 pound brisket and had 6 racks of ribs. By the end of the night there was 5 strips of brisket left and 10 small ribs.
* My kitchen floors were unbelievaly disgusting. I spent over an hour cleaning the kitchen and mopping my floors.

* The June Bugs are really starting to gross me out. They are all over the place at my house.
* My nephew found a baby turtle and my sister refused to take it home and let him keep it in the house so now it lives in my whiskey barrell planter in the backyard. He is really cute. He is about as big around as a silver dollar. I will try and get a pic tonight and post tomorrow.

* We have no plans for this weekend. That hasn't happened in a while.

* I kind of want to go see the King Tut Exhibit, but I can almost promise you I won't.

* My mom and dad found and had the neighbor fix the leak under their slab. Instead of claiming it on insurance right away, The neighbor talked dad into trying to find it himself and letting him help. It worked. It's fixed. Amazingly after 20+ years my mom and dad found the left over tile for the kitchen. Wow . . . one tile was damaged during the process and thats the one they jackhammered into.

* I ordered a peace lily plant for my grandmother in law today, it's her birthday.

* I want to try a garden this year but my dogs would probably destroy it.

* Someone emailed me some pictures from Mudd Nationals from the first of April. WOW, we missed a great time.

FRIDAY YEH!!!!

* Me and my sister made (not ate) over 100 jello shots for her bday party last night.

* I am determined to get my husband a helmet today. He is getting a little too dangerous on our 4 wheeler. Did you know there is a ATV place in Bridgeport?

* We got to get the smoker out to BBQ tonight - Brisket and Ribs yummy!

* My house usually never gets messy. When I say I gotta clean my house that usually means dust, mop, vaccum, clean bathrooms, crap like that.

* I would say the messiest place in our house would be our bathroom floor because that is where all of our laundry piles up throughout the week.

* On average, I wash 4-5 loads of laundry a week. I think that is pretty normal for 2 people.

* I wear 2 sets of clothes a day. Dress up for work, dress down for home.

* My mom and dad are pissed. Their hot water heater started leaking, under the slab and now there kitchen is flooded. The insurance told them it would be a $2,700 deductible. I tried to explain to her last night, that is not bad for not having a house payment in 10 years. Hell, that's about $500 cheaper than 2 of my house payments.

* My parents still live in the house I grew up in. It took my Dad 3 years to build that house. They paid for it as they could afford it and built it with their own hands. That house is 25 years old. My Dad can do anything it seems like.

* I wish my car windows were tinted.

* I have to go to Decatur today -blah!

* I hope this weekend is going to be good weather and I hope the wind doesn't blow 90 miles an hour.

* The Craigs List killer gets creepier by the day. I heard he tried to hang himself with his shoelaces. I wander how many "Missing people" he may have killed.

* I can't get into the Twitter craze.

* Off to work - peace bitches.

Thursday Thoughts

* The picture above makes me laugh so hard. You know everyone has come in contact with "that guy" before.

* I am pissed at itunes. I went to buy a song the other day and instead of $0.99 ot was $1.29 - WTF . . . Anybody know why they went up on their fees.

* I heard on the news this morning if you were Apples 1 billionth customer to download an APP you could win a bunch of free shit.

* Can you imagine $10,000.00 on a itune card. They won't give away $10,000.00 cash because they know one individual will never dowload $10,000.00 worth of freaking songs in their lifetime. Sheesh.

* After weeks of being laxy and saying I needed to pull the weeds in our flower beds I finally got them pulled yesterday afternoon.

* I need to clean the shop tonight.

* I have always liked Randy Travis.

* I can't stand Lady GaGa. She confuses me.

* I'm not much of a Zac Efron fan but after watching the Funny or Die sketch he did kind of made me want to give him a chance.

* Dr. Drew Pinksy is going to do a Sex Rehab show. That should be interesting.

Random Useless Facts that I'm not sure are true

* The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

* No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

* Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )

* You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

* Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

* The King of Hearts is the only king in a deck of cards without a mustauche.

* Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

* Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .

* Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN !

* The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first 'Marlboro Man'. * Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

* Pearls disolve in vinegar.

* It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.

* A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

* Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

*And the best for last.... turtles can breathe through their butts.

Hump/Earth Day

* I was on time for work this morning, but man was I dragging ass.

* I washed a load of clothes this morning.

* Watched the news this morning about the Craigs List killer - creeps me out.

* I got a bunch of stuff to do around the house before this weekend.

* I feel like I need to plant a flower or something today.

* Did you see on the news about the lady who was missing and now her "father figure" is in jail for murder. I wander what happen or if we will ever know.

* That guy looks creepy to begin with.

* The last time I was convinced something horrible was about to happen to me was last July when we went to Jamaica. We walked outside our hotel walls to shop and the Jamaicans crowed around us trying to get us to go into their shops. The lady we chose was, I shit you not, a midget. She took us to a building that you had to go up two flights of stairs with no electricity. We didn't know what to expect when we reached the top. Luckily I bought two really pretty canvas paintings from her and we got out of there unharmed.

* The poverty is unreal but I wander if they play it up for the tourists?

* I am willing to bet they make darn good money from Americans on the street buying trinkets and random shit.

* I'm out gotta get to work, lots of stuff to do today.

Tuesday Crap

* The fajita meat was wonderful, although next time I don't think I will purchase the marinated. I realized when I cook I have a certain taste I want and I couldn't get the taste just the way we wanted it until I started adding more seasoning. It turned out great, a little chewy, but great. I need to go get me one of those hammers and just beat the hell out of it next time.

* Forgot to tell you yesterday for some reason they had a basket full of free EXTRA gum when you checked out out the meat market. That struck me as odd, but it was free so I took a pack.

* It is hard for me to pass up on free stuff, unless it's illegal of course.
* The Mavericks losing and making stupid mistakes at 10:30 p.m. last night = me laying in bed trying to sleep while my husband is in my ear yelling at the T.V. - thanks MAVS!!

* My grandma gets out of the hospital today. She's having a really heard time with the shoulder replacement.

* I need to go buy a helmet for our 4 wheeler this week.

* I brought my left over fajitas for lunch today.

* I am back on my low carb diet.

* I need to workout but I have got I have a case of the lazy's.

* I saw about 15 commercials last night with Charles Barkley. Everytime I see him, I can't get this out of my head.

* The Craigs List Killer is a perfect example of why I think anything can happen no matter where we live. The perfect boyfriend, student, son, etc. I don't think the police would officially charge him if they didn't have proof to back it. His fiance' is in serious denial. And, I really can't say I blame her.

* This woman needs to be banned from reproducing.

* Big woman doing the slip and slide. I wander where that's at. Looks like fun.

Meat Market Thoughts

* So I went to the meat market on my lunch break and I have to say, although it was small, I was very impressed by it.

* The only thing I saw pre-packaged (As far as the meat goes) were German sausage, Baby back ribs and brisket.
*I had to ask about the brisket because it was not in the display. The loveley lady up front said yes they have brisket but they keep it in the back because they dont have the room to display it.
* The ribeyes looked really yummy.

* The place was very clean and didn't smell funky like most meat markets do.

* The chicken looked good.

* You can buy marinated chicken and they have skirt steak for fajitas that are marinated for you. Of course it's a little more expensive than non-marinated meat.

* I bought 2 lbs. of the marinated fajita meat. I will have to report back tomorrow. I usually like to do my own seasoning, but hell I'll try it and see what happens.

* I asked the lady if they will eventually carry seafood. She said they get new things every day but if they start they will need a bigger place.

* All in all I thought the price of the meat was decent, although I don't remember seeing the percentage on the beef. I'm sure it was there, I just wasn't paying anough attention.

Weekend is Over, Back to Work

* Family from the city stayed Friday and Saturday night. They had a blast riding 4 wheelers and relaxing.

* It was funny hearing them make comments like "It's so quiet out here, we don't hear ambulances or airplanes." She is convinced if she moved to the country someone would break in and there wouldn't be anybody to hear her if she screamed.

* Friday night one of them took are new 4 wheeler thru the barbed-wire fence. Luckily there was no serious damages to her or the 4 wheeler, just a few bumps and bruises.

* That wreck could have been really bad for her. God was definitely watching.

*I went to bed at 1:30 a.m. Friday night. Saturday night I went to bed at 4:00 a.m.

* I never thought I would say this but now I know why older people say they can't stay up and party all night long because it's so hard on them. I use to hear that from people in their 30-50's all the time. I am 27, I finally get it. That realization really makes me feel old. I didn't have a hangover either morning, but man, my body was tired.

* Sadie and the neighbor dog got into it again Saturday. We couldn't get them apart. I don't know if it is a dominance thing now and they are both too stubborn to walk the other way, but we have to do something or they are going to kill each other.

* I didn't sleep good last night.

* My grandma is still in the hospital from shoulder surgery.

* I need to get my dogs rabies shots. Isn't there usually a rabies clinic?

* I have no clue what I want for dinner tonight but I think I'm gonna check out the meat market in Bridgeport today.

* I hear it was really clean and you order how ever you want. Nothing is pre-packaged. So, you could go get 2 drumsticks and you don't have to buy 10.

* All in all it was a good weekend.

* I need to do laundry tonight.

Shout out to the LAW

tgiF - U ready for the weekend?

* I remember when the story came out about Bobbie White. From what I recall someone dumped her in front of an emergency room door and drove off. Now I hear that same guy that "dumped her off" has died of an overdose. Not to mention his sister was involved in the big drug bust. That is a rough time for that family.

* My head hurts.

* I didn't want to get out of bed this morning.

* My brain feels fried today. I can't concentrate on anything.

* I think we are grilling steaks and shrimp for dinner tonight with a baked potatoe and salad.

* I went home on my lunch break to do some last minutes chores.

* 5:00 is taking f o r e v e r . . .

* Octomom freak me out. I can't hardly stand to watch her talk. Her lips or something is off. She is also missing her brain.

* Hulk Hogan better hope the ex and her boy toy don't end up dead, what an idiot!

* My nephew says"lasterday" instead of "yesterday" - it kind of makes sense.

* He came over on his John Deere Gator last night and ask me if I wanted to go to his house and eat a hanburgler for dinner.

* I ate lunch with my oldest sister yesterday. It was nice.

* My foot is asleep right now.

* My headache has finally gone away, for now anyways.

* I have a feeling I will not be in bed before 2:00 in the morning.

* Including loving to roll around in cow shit Murphy also likes to walk in the road. And I don't mean on the side of the road or on the grass by the road. I mean in the smack damn middle of the road. I am sure he will get hit one day. knock on wood. Luckily all of my neighbors know who he belongs to and they have all been kind enough to stop, get out and physically remove him from the road. And trust me . . . I hear ALL about it.

* I love watching shows you know are bound to be a trainwreck.

It's Ladie's Night Baby

* We cleaned up our shop last night and hung the rest of our signs.

* What would make a dog roll around in cow shit? I got home yesterday and Murphy looked like he had done just that. Gross.

* I ate lunch with my Dad yesterday. He sounded fine, a little congested, but not bad. When I saw him last night he sounded like a 90 year old man that had smoked for 90 years. His congestion had made it's way deep in his chest.

* I cooked tacos for dinner last night.

* I need a haircut and color . . . bad.

* The air conditioner in my car has decided to quit. PERFECT timing!!!!!

* My car is 9 years old, but it still runs pretty darn good. People think we are crazy because we leave our new truck in our shop most of the time. My hubby has a work truck and we only drive our new truck on the weekends or when we travel. I don't think that's crazy, I think it's pretty smart. We are keeping the miles down. Plus my car gets very good gas mileage and I only live 6 miles from work. I wouldn't mind if that car last me another 9 years!

* I have a ton of billing to do today.

* We have family coming in to stay with us this weekend. Should be fun.

* My Nana is having shoulder surgery tomorrow morning.

* My Mamaw-in-law is having shoulder surgery next month. My grandma and my mama-in-law - weird.

* My wonderful brother-in-law mowed the grass I said needed cutting while we were gone to LA. - I thought that was nice of him.

* I hate mowing.

* I hate going to bars. We might go to the bar one time in two years and it's usually because one of our friends has begged us for days to go.

* I love to paint wooden trinkets, I hate to paint walls.

* I have a best friend that LOVES to paint . . . anything.

* I need to wash the spare bedrooms sheets tonight for our visitors.

* I haven't watched a Mav game all year and my husband turned it on last night while we were working in the shop. They won.

* I can't decide what to cook for dinner tonight. I know it's early but I try and figure that out before lunch time in case I need to go to the store on my lunch break. The grocery store after 5, in my experience, is not a pleasant place.

* Just to prove I finally taught myself how to link. WOW . . . I have been thru that town before.

Hump Day

My younger sister's birthday was yesterday. (You know the one who got a boob job), I got her a Victoria Secrets gift card for a new over the shoulder boulder holder.

I haven't figured out how to link in a word yet. I'm still learning. It can't be that hard.

I am hoping for a nice weekend so we can work in the yard and ride our new four wheeler.

Mexican food is my favorite food to eat, besides Seafood.

Bridgeport IGA is now Marketplace, or so I hear. Did Gary Shelton sale out??

We watched Yes Man with Jim Carrey last night. It was funny. Typical Jim Carrey humor.

I think I want to shoot a deer this year. I have been hunting with my hubby now for two years and although I don't like the thought of killing Bambi that is what they are there for as long as you do not waste the meat.

I probably feel that way because my father has always been a hunter and I have been around it my whole life. There are countless deer on the wall at Mom and Dad's and probably about any other animal you can imagine, Bobcates, ducks, turkeys, racoons, red fox, . . . the list could go on and on.

I'm hungry already.

We ate chili dogs for dinner last night.

I watched Sgt. White's widow on Channel B last night. I cried, again.

They have a bunch of salvage food stores in LA. Why not here? That place would stay packed I promise you. You should see the stuff you can buy there and the prices are unbelievably cheap.

I love it when I get anything on sale.

If I have alot of stuff I could put on ebay, just no time to do it.

I cannot get DSL where I live. That really pisses me off. But you can get it 6 miles in every direction of me. That is uncalled for.

SHAM WOW !!!!!!

OK - I am sure EVERYONE heard about the Sham Wow guy busting up a prostitute for biting his tongue, I just couldn't resist posting the pictures of the two at the hospital.

Is she trying to impersonate the "KING" in the 2nd picture? I bet that bitch never bites again.

They must have Mr. Sham-Wow in make up for hours because if you have ever seen him on the infomercial he looks about 15 years younger.

I wander if he got to keep his job.

I wander how much makeup he put on before auditioning for the infomercial. I mean minus the blood he still looks pretty rough around the edges.

He looks like he participated in some drug activity before getting busted beating up a HO.

This story just cracks me up I just haven't had time to post it.

DRUGS ARE BAD PEOPLE!!

Easter

• We left at 7:30 a.m. yesterday morning and drove all the way home. It took us 9 hours.



• We boiled four sacks of crawfish (average of 150 pounds) for Easter dinner. Along with okra, red potatoes, garlic onion, sausage, etc.) They were SO good!



• That's ALOT of crawfish to eat in one day.



• Riding in the car for 9 hours straight will wear your ass out. I still don't understand why.



• My sister's dog attacked Sadie the day we left. She was ok, but that is weird. Her dog has never done that before in the 3 years we have lived out there.



• I just got the Update delivered to me . . . By golly . . . somebody has won the lottery. I wish I knew this guy personally so I could see what happens from here.



• I love TRU TV. It's Channel 204 if you have Dish Network. Me and hubby favorite show is COPS.



• I saw an advertisement for the start of a new season of the DEADLIEST CATCH on the Discovery Channel. I think it starts tonight.



• The fires that spread thru Western Wise went VERY close to our house on Thursday.



• We got a call from an old friend asking if we were watering our house down and packing our valuables. We had heard nothing of the fires until that phone call and we were entering Shreveport, L.A.



• That was a scary phone call.



• Luckily my family watered down our property for me.



• I am ready for the weekend already.

It's almost my Friday

* I have to take the trash to the dump on my lunch break today.
* I never get caught up all the way at work, but then what would I have to do, right?
* I love the ceaser salad at McDonalds.
* I LOVE this weather. I think Springs, minus the tornadoes and hail is one of my favorite seasons, next to summer.
* Why do people drive vehicles when they know they dont have a license or it's suspended. See when that happens people go to jail.
* Following that last thought we received a collect call from the jail last night. UGHH!!
* We really need to mow our grass. It's not so much the grass as it is the weeds. Those bitches are getting tall.
* It will take us 9 hours to travel to New Orleans tomorrow. My husband NEVER lets me drive. I think that is a man thing. . . It has to be.
* I cannot believe there is still destruction in New Orleans. It's awful after all this time and not everything is cleaned up.
* I LOVE gossip sites such as perez hilton, I read them everyday. SERIOUSLY . . . Lindsey Lohan needs to be put away. That girl has detroyed her career and her image. I see her dying of an overdose in the future. Or possibly shaving her head and attqacking some cars with umbrellas.
* I would hope that if I ever got thrown into fame and money I wouldn't just piss it away. I can see where it would be SO easy though.
* On that note, I would love to win the lottery, but I have watched those documentaries on people who do win and their life goes to shit. Would I really want to take that chance??
* Well, I'm out, gotte get alot of work done before the Easter Holiday.

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Tuseday nothings

* I did not sleep at all last night. The dog started barking and then I got paranoid someone was going to break into my house and kill me and my husband. I know that is alot to assume, but I watch the news and it happens all the time.
* I know a few crazy people.
* I am traveling to New Orleans this weekend to vist the inlaws. I always love going up there. All we do is sit around and bull shit and drink beer. You couldn't ask for a more colorful group. Ech to their own and I love it.
* I have been away from my own family the last three holiday's. That always sucks because I LOVE hanging out with them too.
* I have been really bummed about our fallen officer. I hope that his family can find comfort somewhere, somehow i nthe weeks, months and years ahead.
* I am a worry wart.
* I went golfing Friday and Saturday - both were beautiful days to golf.
* I cannot recall a windier year - SHOW MAIN !!! It was rough out there Sunday.
* I am SO glad it is a short week.