Friday, May 1, 2009

FRIDAY FUN











* I always laugh when I see Elmo sporting a handgun ganster style. Grover is smoking it up in the back while Bert chugs a Bud. Cookie Monsters about to put a cap in yo' ass and Ernie wants to slit your wrists. HA HA Priceless!


* I get off at 3 today! YEH!


* I was told today the swine flu has turned into a politcal media frenzy. I agree.


* My nephew asked about Turbo last night. My response: "I think he floated down to your pond for a bigger place to live". Hey, he was ok with that.


* WOW - plastic surgery disasters.


* Tattoo to the extreme.


* I cannot believe the Ex Montague County Sheriff dropped dead. That is crazy.


* Starching your own pants saves alot of money. I buy the liquid starch and don't dilute.


* I iron hubbys pants and shirts every night for work the next day.


* I know... I know... I'm super wife, you don't have to tell me.


* My grandmas cat got run over yesterday. Poor grandma . . . she loved that cat. RIP Sarge.


* I bought a 1/2 gallon of Blue Bell ice cream Tuesday night and it was gone by yesterday afternoon. I didn't eat any of it. There is only one other human living in my house. And he doesn't gain a damn pound!


* I am jealous of his metabolism. I have none.


* Fred's was almost out of GermX yesterday.


- I am out, have a great weekend.


OH WAIT . . . one more to grow on.




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