Awesome plane house

Red balls, not blue balls

That would not be a pleasant wake up call.

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Paris Hilton did some naughty things in Denton last night.

Thirsty Thursday

* I think the State of Texas should implement a law that stated if you get married you have to pay a minimum of $2,500.00 to marry. For each child you pop out you should have to pay $5,000.00. This money should then go into some sort of accruing interest savings bond so that neither party can touch the money until they have been married for a certain length of time. If they decide to divorce the funds will pay for each one to afford an attorney and the rest should go to the child. It's just a thought but I guarantee we wouldn't have a shit load of people popping babies out right and left and you wouldn't see young people rushing to the alter. You know your serious about marriage when you gotta cough up $2,500.00. You gotta really love someone.

* Big Brother live eviction comes on tonight. I'm still trying to find a clip of Ronnie when he get his bubble wand. It really brings the LOL'S.

* I am into my 4th day of working out. My body was in PAIN the last three days but today I feel pretty good. Just a little sore.

* I'm thinking about buying a bicycle. I have alot of hills around my place and I think it would be a good work out.

* I almost ploud over the wagon guy on 2123 yesterday afternoon. Anybody familiar with the "S Curves" on 2123. Yeh, that's where he was. I know it's technically legal for him to ride but 2123 is very dangerous.

* Me and sister ate at TWO PEPPERS (Dos Chilis) for lunch. It was pretty good.

- that's all i got for now.

* A good friend of mine sent that video to me. It's not amazing tornado footage, but it's kind of cool.

* We bought a used deep freeze for $60 yesterday to keep in the shop. The dial for the cool level goes from 1-9. The lady we bought it from said to keep it on 1 or it will build up ice on the walls. I don't know enough about to freezers to know if that is a good thing or not.

* I started working out again . . . UGHH!! I always feel so accomplished when I'm done. It's just getting my self to get up and do it. That is the hard part. I think I will feel SO much better when I start seeing results.

* I DVR'd that In the Dark show where people date in the dark. I will probably watch it tonight. The previews looked good, but who knows.

* OH MY GOODNESS . . . I LOVE watching Big Brother. The live feeds on Showtime at night can be the best footage because it is all live and nothing is censored. The HOH this week is Ronnie and he is a complete idiot. He has got to be the worst player in BB history. He spazzed out when they gave him a bubble wand for crying out loud. I'm posting that later.

* I found out someone I knew was pregnant yesterday that means at least 10 more people I know will be pregnant within the next 2 months. It ALWAYS happens. Everyone seems to get together once a year and decide when would be the best time for everyone to get knocked up. It must be in the water.

* I have had a huge problem with fire ants the past two weeks. They appear on my kitchen counter in the bathrooms, where ever they feel like it for no reason. I don't leave food out. I think they are just hot or something and trying to stay cool.

* The same goes for scorpions. I have killed more the past month than ever before.

* I'll post some stuff later. I got to get some work done.

* If that video is real, and I think it might be, that guy is the stupidest person on the planet.

* I saw a sign that said YARD SALE clothes, riding lawn mower, TOYES. It took alot to not pull over with a permanent marker.

* The story about the Florida parent getting murdered sounds a little shady.

* I would shop at Walmart in Springtown, rather than Decatur, if Springtown had a Walmart.

* Arturo Gotti the boxer was strangled to death by his 90 lb wife? Something seems off. Maybe she drugged him first??

* I made the best roast beef poboys last week. They were delicious.

* Did they ever find out what happen between the two brothers murder/suicide? The story kind of disappeared. I didn't even see an Obituaries for the two men.

* I said last time I wanted to see the pictures from the autopsy of Micheal Jackson. I think it's only a matter of time. Someone has pictures and someone will want to cash in.

* Busy . . . Busy . . . . Busy . . . .

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Zac Efron's Pool Party

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Tuesday crap

* I would hate to be in Los Angeles today.


* There was a guy on the news last night from the metroplex who had won two of the lottery tickets for the MJ memorial. He stated in his interview he didn't know how he was going to get to Los Angeles for todays event. I'm guessing he didn't have the money for airfare and was begging for a handout from viewers. Dude . . . If you cant even afford a plane ticket to go somewhere why bother putting your name in the bucket?


* The youtube video Barry posted freaks me the hell out. They showed it on Chennel 8 this morning.


* I feel sorry for the kids in the MJ drama. Poor things will never have a normal life.
* I'm currently reading Behind the Lines by Andrew. It is a book of letters from the war as far recent as our current war. I'm almost half way thru the book and most of the letters I have read are from the early 1800-1950's. It is a really good book. Funny moments, gruesome moments and just plain sad moments.


* I only like to read biographies or true stories. I hate romance novels and made up stories, and I have to be extremely interested in something to waste my time sitting and reading it.


* I finally got to watch Taking Chance. It is worth watching the whole thing plus the bonus features on the DVD. Movie Gallary has it. yes, I cried.


* I'm almost sure MJ will make more money dead than alive.


* I went to Graceland when I was a teenager and I have to say, it was very interesting. Imagine how many people would flock to Neverland.


* I am a HUGE Eminem fan and he always made fun of MJ. I heard on TV Eminem and Dr. Dre were one of MJ's favorite musicians. That struck me as odd.


* I am hearing of several people that have gone to the new clothing/accessory shop in Paradise. (In the old Panther Den/daycare on 114) Everyone I have talked too can't quit talking about how awesome it is and how many good deals they got for name brand clothes. I'm gonna check it out this week.

It's my Friday

* That picture makes me laugh.
* We don't have any plans for the 4th yet. I'm sure we will come up with something.
* I need to take the trash to the dump tomorrow. I hope it's open.
* I think I'm going to "deep clean" the house in the morning.
* I had a really weird dream about noticing a hidden wing on my house and when I entered it I found cats, kittens and a yellow duck. There were ants everywhere and I picked up a huge orange and white striped kitten and it starting biting the shit out of me over and over again. . . WEIRD!!
* Have a happy and safe 4th everyone !

From my inbox . . .

Coyote Population
The Alberta Government and the Alberta Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Alberta ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a 'more humane' solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Alberta Ranching Association and Farming Association by the Alberta Government and the Alberta Forest Service. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, one of the old boys in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, 'Son, I don't think you understand our problem. Those coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!'

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