1st of a 4 day work week

* That picture is disturbing.

* The passing of Billy Mays is a surprise. I know how annoying his voice could be but I had started watching Pitchman and I was really getting in to it. The man could hock anything and make it sound good.
* I really need to deep clean my house. It has been a while since I have really gave it a good deep clean.
* I have had the same iron I received at my Senior Project Graduation.
* The only time I use it is to iron my spouses jeans for work. On occasion some shirts.
* I'm about to break down and purchase a Canon Rebel. If you are gonna spend $200 on a decent camera might as well spend an extra $200-$300 on a really nice one.
* Don't you want to see the Autopsy pictures on Michael Jackson? I do in some sick and morbid way. I reports that were coming in about the state of his body are probably not far from the truth.
* I think it's funny how Janet Jackson obviously distanced herself and her career from Michael but she was the one speaking at the BET awards on behalf of the family.
* My Aunt, whom doesn't ever udder a curse word described in detail at a family dinner last Saturday how she gave one of her older clients a full body wax. It was pure gold material.

Shit yeh, almost Friday

* It's hotter than a whore house outside.

* People who leave their children in the car no matter WHAT are freaking idiots and should be fixed.

* Mowing-complete.

* I wanted Torrie to win Celebrity get me outta here, but I will settle for Lou Diamond Phillips.

* Farrah Fawcett died from cancer today. So sad.

* I think if I knew I was going to die I would start a video diary for my family and friends from the moment I learned of my demise until I was unable to continue.

* Is that morbid or just leaving something behind for family and friends to remember me by?

* Since I gave my son the chop job it seems he is 5 years younger. He's SO spunky now. I guess because he feels so free without so much hair.

* I'm am SO sick of the Jon and Kate plus a million babies drama.

* Yes Megan Fox is Hot but other than that whats the big deal?

* I need a sprinkler system.

* I hear we have to register our water wells now. Just another thing they can f' tax us on. So unfair.

* Drinky time in 1.85 hours.

peace

Hump Day

* Nothing like crawfish, garlic, potatoes, sausage and corn on top of newspapers spread out on an old boat. It was the best crawfish I have ever had. My homies have this recipe down to a T.
* We ate out last night. Besides lunch during the week, I cant remember the last time we have eaten out on a week night.
* It was nice to go to dinner, but I still prefer cooking dinner at the house.
* I would like to do a documentary on homeless people. I think most of their stories would be facinating.
* That is sad about Andy Mattison. I didn't know him but from what I heard he was a great stand up man. I often wander why thing like this happen. You never know whats going with your body till it's too late. It kind of makes you think "man, that could have been me or my family" Makes you stop in your tracks.
* I know a lady I have worked around for a few years and she's always reminded me of someone I just couldn't put my finger on it. It dawned on me yesterday while she was chit-chatting with me that she reminds me of one of my best friends that passed away from cancer last year. Amazing. It was right in front of me. It only took her saying something or making a certain face and then it clicked. WOW... I sure miss her.
* It's this time of year that I wished I had a bad ass pool in my backyard waiting on me when I got home.

Monkey Business

* Been a busy week.

* I usually get a bad sunburn once a year.

* I need to go shopping.

* Unless you are a cop or you hunt why do you need to carry a gun on your person? If you are a hunter carrying a gun, you better be on your way to the deer lease. If you are a concealed handgun owner you better be smart about it. People got to know there could be a chance of something happening. Maybe not today or tomorrow but if you get reckless with a gun someday it will come back to bite you. You are big and bad until someone gets killed. What a waste.

* Im done with my rampage.

* It is HOT outside, but I wont bitch too much, I do not like winter time. I would rather it be 100 degrees outside than 20.

* Im going to have to mow this weekend. Our yard looks like a jungle.

* I watched a guy cleaning windows this morning with glass spray. He sprayed the glass, started wiping and then out of no where, he sneezed, wiped his snotty nose on the rag he was wiping the glass down with and you guessed it, continued wiping the glass with his snot feeled rag. EWWW!! I saw it coming.

FRIDAY thoughts ...

- I just saw a truck that read "HAULING UNEDIBLE LARD THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR ANIMALS OR HUMANS TO INGEST" WTF??????
_ I kinf of want an iphone but I'm know I am good with what I have right now.
- I. Am almost always dissapointed when I read the Wise County Messenger and I can't figure out what bugs me about it. It just doesn't seem as interesting anymore, besides you can read it free online.
- I would think a hotel next to a stripper club or a night club would be a cash cow.
- One of the Baldwin brothers got kicked off Im a Celebrity last night. Those two together cracked me up. I actually like Holly Montagm I figured she would be just like her sister but she's not.
- My dogs would rather drink dirty rain water thab clean fresh water. Too me that is crazy.
- if you were offered the chance to do a survivor like show or better yet a show like Big Brother would you do it? I'm not sure if I would but I think if I didn't at least try I would regret it for the rest of my life.
- I wanna go to the beach.

NO Tornado PLEASE ~ ~

I thought a tornado was touching down at my house last night. I was FREAKED out.
My dogs wanted in the house so bad one was literally trying to jump through our back door window.
The wind was shifting and blowing the rain in more than three directions.
Point blank, it was scary.
I am not a fan of storms period.
I woke up at 2 a.m. to another storm.
The pressure in our house was crazy, which is why I think there may have been a tornado near by.
Limbs everywhere in my yard. My poor plants.
I hear Springtown got beat up pretty bad too.
Isn't it late for storms . . . oh wait . . . we are in Texas.
Random Thought that occured to me driving to work: Do people use alarm clocks anymore? Everyone I know uses the alarm clock on their cell phone.
Don't most people plug their cell phone in on their night stand?

DO NOT WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO BE DISTURBED

The above video is a tad disturbing. I don't understand why nobody does anything but stare.

I have been watching I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. I started watching mainly for the trainwreck effect. I have to say Patti Bloglavich seems like a really sweet woman. I actually think Sanjaya Malakar is starting to grow on me. I have always like the Baldwin brothers. Janice Dickinson is getting on my last nerve. Speidi is already gone.

No one has called to tell me who was involved in the MURDER/SUICIDE from last night. I feel like that is a good sign. If it was someone I knew I am almost positive I would have been informed by now.

I think people get crazy when it's a full moon.

Monday Crap

* Weekend was awesome and we didn't really do anything.

* I need to pull weeds again.

* I am amazed that they have recovered 17 bodies from the doomed Air France flight. I am glad that the family has some type of closure, although I'm not sure it makes a difference. I am hopeful they find the black boxes and I am hoping they discover why the plane went down.

* I have some friends that are going to St. Croix in 18 days to get married. If I had to do it over again, I would do the same thing. It look beautiful there.

* I wanna go float the river but the Guadeloupe is flowing so slow, it's not worth the time or money. You would most likely be walking the river instead of floating.

* I hope this week is better than the last.

* I heard on the news this morning a mother from Hilsboro slit her childrens throat over the weekend, then called 911 herself to tell someone what she had done. How does your life get to that point? One child is dead. I bet she pleads insanity. Ughh. . . things like that do not go over too well with me.

* If this happened to one of my sisters, I'd be outraged too. I saw the video tape on Good Morning America. So sad.

* I watch the news every work day morning. I rarely watch the news on the weekend.

I know . . .I know . . .

* This has been a hella busy week.
* I had a discussion last night with sister and BF about December 21, 2012. I predict Mass chaos around the world.
* I want to go see The Hangover.

* I am almost sure we are going shopping this weekend.

* I am afraid to fly again.

*I received a email from a friend that was sent to everyone in her address book to inform me she was moving. I haven't spoke to her in a few years so I wandered why she bothered to inform me.

* I have been watching "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here". It only took me about 3 seconds to confirm what I already thought to be true. Spencer and Heidi Pratt are the biggest douche bags on this planet. One of these days they will be broke as a joke. Karma is a bitch and they have alot coming to them.

* Apparently I am an ASS.

* I want to go camping.