

Edit: I don't know why but I can't get the Xray pic to blow up... trust me it's bee-roke.




My washing machine took a dump and it was only three years old. I ordered me another one and I'm suppose to pick it up today. That is one of those emergency money things you wish you had money in savings to pay for.
I have four more things of salsa left to can. I'm ready to be done with canning. It's not hard once you get the hang of it, it's just a pain getting everything ready for it.
The dead deer in the yard has disappeared, I am guessing the dogs drug it somewhere else. Good for me cause I didn't want to haul it off.
We have recieved a ton of Christmas cards this year.
Shambo got the boot last night on Survivor. She lasted way longer than I thought she would.
I don't have alot today.
One of my favorite shows is Dexter, a series on Showtime. The Season Finale aired Sunday and I watched it last night. I can't believe they killed of Rita!! I am very upset. I think that is a sign of a really good series when you are so consumed with the characters it emotionally distresses you when someone dies.
I have been watching Nip/Tuck this season. . . WOW. That show is crazy good. I don't think it will be on next year, that's ashame.
Survivor Finale is this weekend. I hope Russell wins but he's been cocky the whole game, so it's bound to come and bite him in the butt.
Two more weeks and Murphy gets the boot back outside.
I came home yesterday and found another dead deer head and carcus in our yard. That is the 3rd deer the dogs have drug up this season.
I'm am doing all of my Christmas shopping this weekend. I am such a procrastinator.
We have been canning homeade BBQ sauce and Salsa for Christmas baskets this year. It is SO good.
I'm really getting sick of hearing about Tiger Woods.
I really wanna go somewhere tropical this year.
I ate a piece of Turkey and cheese for lunch with mustard.
The music at the courthouse in Decatur is a wee-bit loud. Do they do that ever year?
Nothing like being in a courtroom while the sound of lovely Christmas music plays in the background. At least you have something to look forward to when you walk back to your car.
* Thanksgiving at the deer lease was wonderful. We always eat so much when we go there.
* I have to attend a funeral Friday for one of my neighbors. He was a good man. There will never be another Bud Tanner.
* The Tiger Woods cheating scandal cracks me up. People are all over the radio saying he was a role model, he has ruined his career, ect . . . Who cares people !!! Just because he is a celebrity just goes to show you how far we put people like him on a pedestal. It's ridiculous to me, and if everyone would take a step back from the situation you would realized it's NOBODY'S business where he putts his ball, except for him and his family. He has to live with that.
* On the other hand it makes me want to smack men or women for doing something so irresponsible and embarrassing to their families. Eventually, celebrity or not, you WILL get caught.
* I have said it before, but I am really not a big fan of cold weather. Me no likey.
* Murphy has a doctor's appointment today. We are past the 1/2 way point. Hopefully his leg is healing nicely.
* I'm trying to figure Christmas gifts in my head and it's not working. I always have brain block when it comes to getting gifts for others.
* My nephews 5th birthday party is this weekend. I can't believe he will be 5!
* That makes me feel old.



"The monkey had ripped off her entire upper jaw, had ripped off her nose, which as hanging by a thread. We found extensive dirt, chimp fur, and chimp teeth implanted in her bone." - EMS First Responder on the scene.

* This week has been unusually busy.* I would shit myself if my husband did the above to me! But it is funny!
* OK, I made pork chops last night and put turkey gravy on them. It was SO good!
* I went to Walmart today. I really dislike Walmart but I didn't have a choice. I had to go. I got me some really cute Ugg boots though and some major stuff to touch up my Halloween costume.
* I ate Taco Bell with one of my sisters today. It was ok, I guess.
* I love the new Kelly Clarkson song Already Gone. It's a really pretty ballad.
* I need to go and buy dog food. I forgot to add it to my list before I went to wally world.
* My prayers are with the family from Forestburg. Such a tragic accident.
* I try and pray every single night before I go to sleep, but sometimes I dose off into sleep on the night prayer. I think Jesus understands.
* We need to buy a new lawn mower. We used my neighbors all year and it's time to quit borrowing and buy one of our own. I just don't want to spend the money!
* I'm getting really pumped for deer season this year!
* I still need to buy me a new camera.
* I can't believe it myself, but I got Murphy back last Friday!! I was SO excited. Someone had picked him up and saw the flyers I had made. I cannot tell you how happy I was. He is like a child to us. I'm very grateful the lady that had him took very good care of him and called us.
* I am making my costume out of colored duct tape this year, wish me luck. It should be interesting.
* I dont ever think you are too old to dress up. Halloween is one of my favorite times of the year. You can be whoever you want to be.
* I think I'm gonna make grilled porch chops for dinner tonight.
I'm so bummed. We lost our first born over the weekend. I have called the shelter, I have been door to door, and I don't know what else to do. It's devastating. We don't have children, we have dogs. We had Murphy for seven years. I hope he is alive and we get him back soon, but it don't look promising. He went missing during the day and nobody knows what happen to him. He just disappeared. We can't find even a sign that he may have been hit by a car or attacked. My last resort is to post an add in the paper under lost dogs. Any other suggestions, please let me know. * I have been trying to find a really unique Halloween costume. No luck. Why can't I find one that I like?? I go through this every year.
* I really wanna pimp the party out this year so I'm trying to think of some cheap ways to do that.
* It was SO cold in the office this morning. I got my freeze on.
* My first born almost got hit this morning. I think he is getting Alzheimer's.
* I cannot believe Christmas is around the corner. I love buying gifts for people, but I hate trying to figure out what to buy them.
* No plans this weekend which is cool, because after this weekend we have plans almost every weekend till after New Years.
* Any suggestions for a homemade Halloween costume. I came up with a white shirt painted P and a black eye (black eyed P) and I got the "your a dumb ass look" from everyone. hmm... I thought it was a cute idea.

* Actual picture of the two folks christening the new cowboys stadium this week. I feel a little disgusted that they used the bathroom floor to huh, make history, but in a way I give them props for getting it on in such a public place and letting people video it just say " Hey I have done it at the new cowboys stadium." Video and more picures here...
* I haven't blogged in a month. I'm not really sure why, I guess I just wasn't in the mood.

* The story of the woman that killed her kids and her nieces last week is horrifying. Tragic nonetheless, but to find out that she was drunk and high, that family has got to be in shock. That probably, unfortunately, happens WAY more than anyways knows. I know a few people who have put their kids in danger after they have been drinking without a question. Their families would not have had a clue if something happen. Everyone has skeletons in their closet. All victims will be forced to live out a very public and hurtful litigation trial, I'm sure.
* I need a vaca, and I mean BAD.
* A good friend of mine sent that video to me. It's not amazing tornado footage, but it's kind of cool.
* We bought a used deep freeze for $60 yesterday to keep in the shop. The dial for the cool level goes from 1-9. The lady we bought it from said to keep it on 1 or it will build up ice on the walls. I don't know enough about to freezers to know if that is a good thing or not.
* I started working out again . . . UGHH!! I always feel so accomplished when I'm done. It's just getting my self to get up and do it. That is the hard part. I think I will feel SO much better when I start seeing results.
* I DVR'd that In the Dark show where people date in the dark. I will probably watch it tonight. The previews looked good, but who knows.
* OH MY GOODNESS . . . I LOVE watching Big Brother. The live feeds on Showtime at night can be the best footage because it is all live and nothing is censored. The HOH this week is Ronnie and he is a complete idiot. He has got to be the worst player in BB history. He spazzed out when they gave him a bubble wand for crying out loud. I'm posting that later.
* I found out someone I knew was pregnant yesterday that means at least 10 more people I know will be pregnant within the next 2 months. It ALWAYS happens. Everyone seems to get together once a year and decide when would be the best time for everyone to get knocked up. It must be in the water.
* I have had a huge problem with fire ants the past two weeks. They appear on my kitchen counter in the bathrooms, where ever they feel like it for no reason. I don't leave food out. I think they are just hot or something and trying to stay cool.
* The same goes for scorpions. I have killed more the past month than ever before.
* I'll post some stuff later. I got to get some work done.
* If that video is real, and I think it might be, that guy is the stupidest person on the planet.
* I saw a sign that said YARD SALE clothes, riding lawn mower, TOYES. It took alot to not pull over with a permanent marker.
* The story about the Florida parent getting murdered sounds a little shady.
* I would shop at Walmart in Springtown, rather than Decatur, if Springtown had a Walmart.
* Arturo Gotti the boxer was strangled to death by his 90 lb wife? Something seems off. Maybe she drugged him first??
* I made the best roast beef poboys last week. They were delicious.
* Did they ever find out what happen between the two brothers murder/suicide? The story kind of disappeared. I didn't even see an Obituaries for the two men.
* I said last time I wanted to see the pictures from the autopsy of Micheal Jackson. I think it's only a matter of time. Someone has pictures and someone will want to cash in.
* Busy . . . Busy . . . . Busy . . . .
* That picture makes me laugh.
* That picture is disturbing.
* Nothing like crawfish, garlic, potatoes, sausage and corn on top of newspapers spread out on an old boat. It was the best crawfish I have ever had. My homies have this recipe down to a T.* Been a busy week.
* I usually get a bad sunburn once a year.
* I need to go shopping.
* Unless you are a cop or you hunt why do you need to carry a gun on your person? If you are a hunter carrying a gun, you better be on your way to the deer lease. If you are a concealed handgun owner you better be smart about it. People got to know there could be a chance of something happening. Maybe not today or tomorrow but if you get reckless with a gun someday it will come back to bite you. You are big and bad until someone gets killed. What a waste.
* Im done with my rampage.
* It is HOT outside, but I wont bitch too much, I do not like winter time. I would rather it be 100 degrees outside than 20.
* Im going to have to mow this weekend. Our yard looks like a jungle.
* I watched a guy cleaning windows this morning with glass spray. He sprayed the glass, started wiping and then out of no where, he sneezed, wiped his snotty nose on the rag he was wiping the glass down with and you guessed it, continued wiping the glass with his snot feeled rag. EWWW!! I saw it coming.
I thought a tornado was touching down at my house last night. I was FREAKED out. The above video is a tad disturbing. I don't understand why nobody does anything but stare.
I have been watching I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. I started watching mainly for the trainwreck effect. I have to say Patti Bloglavich seems like a really sweet woman. I actually think Sanjaya Malakar is starting to grow on me. I have always like the Baldwin brothers. Janice Dickinson is getting on my last nerve. Speidi is already gone.
No one has called to tell me who was involved in the MURDER/SUICIDE from last night. I feel like that is a good sign. If it was someone I knew I am almost positive I would have been informed by now.
I think people get crazy when it's a full moon.

* This has been a hella busy week.
* I had a discussion last night with sister and BF about December 21, 2012. I predict Mass chaos around the world.
* I want to go see The Hangover.
* I am almost sure we are going shopping this weekend.
* I am afraid to fly again.
*I received a email from a friend that was sent to everyone in her address book to inform me she was moving. I haven't spoke to her in a few years so I wandered why she bothered to inform me.
* I have been watching "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here". It only took me about 3 seconds to confirm what I already thought to be true. Spencer and Heidi Pratt are the biggest douche bags on this planet. One of these days they will be broke as a joke. Karma is a bitch and they have alot coming to them.
* Apparently I am an ASS.
* I want to go camping.

* I hate it when people just don't get it.
* I wouldn't mind going to Six Flags only if I knew there would be a minimal wait of 5 minute per ride.
* I hate large crowds.
* Yesterday was hella busy.
* It seems to me when one person gets preggo, everyone gets preggo.
* I'm ready for the weekemd, like always.
* I need to go shopping for some new clothes.
* Today feels BLAH...
* The long weekend was fun. It's always over WAY too soon.